Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories
We kick off “Goonies” week as only a sleep podcast can, on a Thursday. (story at 18:17) This should be “Good Enuff” to get you snoozing, even with a case of rubber band face only Cindy Lauper can solve.
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Goonies week continues with the questions to answers you’ll never hear as you slumber…can Scoots even remember the plot of “Goonies”..oh boy.
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Gonzo reporting on the myth of the Night Birds and their Goddess Gaga. (story 18:36)
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Data will dance till you dream of his diary of a day on the Enterprise. (starts at 16:57)

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Dreams streaked with the marshmallow tears of Rocky E. Road precede a story of a charismatic camp in a rust belt town. Story starts at 19:15 but you’ll sleep through it.
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Like riding butter, a relaxing, circular trip around the Orlando Eye with a dreamy rainy day view of rooftops and mini-golf courses.
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Thanks to Q, Riker gets his peacock swagger while you saw logs. (Trek talk starts at 18:49)
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Tonight’s story is sweet and tart, like a glass of lemonade served by Wilford Brimley. (story at 19:28)
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A "Boardroom Breakdance Tour” spins into a legend led by Carol King across the night sky. (story at 19:37)
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Picard starts a family and a new life as a piper named Roy G. Biv, only part of that happens in the episode, the rest will occur in your dreams.
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