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Superbowl Sandwich "The Lich" | Real Time Recipes | Sleep With Me #489

After I broke something bespoke, I headed into a warm inn to observe the life of an NPC. (episode at 16:42) Then the episode starts with a trip to trader joes. Then we prepare two Super Bowl sandwiches and have a visit from the cast from “Not Necessarily the News”.

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00:05:15 All Music Ends

00:16:42 cooking begins
00:57:57 Thanks and Goodnight

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Direct download: SWMP489.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 4:00pm PDT

Punch without lines pours out like a novocaine flashback, numb and mumbly. (starts at 15:08) We head to Trader Joe’s to kick a side dish party. When bake time arrives we build some expired gingerbread houses. 

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00:05:35 All Music Ends
00:15:08 Starts
01:02:24 Thanks and Goodnight

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The "Mystery Bard" is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies.

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP474.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Realtime Wall Bed Assembly | Sleep With Me #433

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As you lay in bed, I’ll assemble one. (05:00) As you drift off, I’ll ramble on about budgets and building. As you sleep, I’ll dream of a bed that builds itself.

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00:05:00 All Music Ends
00:18:09 Story starts
01:04:00 Thanks
 
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Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The "Mystery Bard" is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies.

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP433.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Real Time Missteps "Joy of Dance" Edition | Sleep With Me #386

Bedtime mixes better with train rides than breakfast or dinner. (Episode at 15:25) But tonight Scoots will kind of bring you all three. Like the Top Gun of sleep, lulls and tears will fly.

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00:06:30 All Music Ends
00:13:29 Housekeeping
00:15:25 Episode Begins
00:58:04 Thanks and Goodnight

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Show Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The "Mystery Bard" is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies. He can write a song for you too!!! 

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP386.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Grilling With President Goozeberry | Real Time Recipies | Sleep With Me #276

A bike ride with a future President leads to the construction of a grill and of a meal (starts at 14:41). Don't be thrown off by the recycled intro, I'm on vacation after all. Sleep will be easy, as there will be lots of targets to take as dinner we make.

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14:41 starts
22:21 wonka never got into hair products
23:17 goozeberry

31:23 the trader dog ye
39:20 case of mrs dash by pl travers

46:25 suncreen song
52:35 plate #19
01:07:05 I’m griller chiller

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP276.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Scramble some dreams and fluff them like a pillow (starts at 24:04). Roll it all in a clean comforter and then talk about nearly nothing while strolling the aisles of a grocery store. How many hit points would Trader Giotto have anyway? It won't matter as your fall deep asleep. If tossing and turning still plagues you then you might learn about why I eat white rice and flour tortillas. And then there will be the surprise guests.

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13:51 Thanks
24:04 real time time

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Direct download: SWMP236.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

If this does not put you to sleep, I hope at least you will say "Olive It!". An old woman complaining about chickpeas is what starts the lullz. Then a toe fungus metaphor is thrown in for good measure. While you appetite is peaks we head out to the grocery store and get the stuff we need. While the water boils we can talk earthquake kits and decide how much olive is too much.

Crazy Paraphrase of the Week- "Each person walks their own path, even in the supermarket where there seems to be only one, there are many ways to navigate these aisles"

7:15 Thank Yous

11:30 Recipe Starts

Direct download: SWMP202.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 3:59pm PDT

What could be more boring than a cooking lesson? A trip to the grocery store. Add two handfuls of sexual tension with a dash of eighties romcom and you have a dinner party. But that's at the end and you'll be dreaming...of Jon Cryer and Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy....or pork and cream and beef.

Strange quotes

  • "Let my voice trickle away the nasty thoughts in your brain"
  • "I don't want to be oiling you up"
  • Spotify Playlist added "Let's Go Fly a Kite" and "Punk Rock Girl" and "Pretty in Pink" and "

Shopping List

  • Salt and Pepper
  • Olive Oil
  • Garlic
  • Bacon
  • Parmesan Cheese
  • Basil
  • Parsley
  • Heavy Cream
  • Bacon
  • Tortellini
  • Ground Beef
  • Taco Seasoning
  • Eggs
  • Breadcrumbs
  • Taco fixins

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Third Person on Saving Mr. Banks is (with many many apologies to) the wonderful Jason Schwartzman

Minnie Pearl

Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Andrew McCarthy has a new book out

Ducky is from Pretty in Pink and Played by

Jon Cryer who starts in

Hiding Out and currently in

Two and a Half Men

Seven Minutes in Heaven

Molly Ringwald

Jiffy Pop

Anthony Michael Hall

Weird Science

Eric Stoltz

Mary Stuart Masterson

Cast Iron Griddle Grill Combo

Snowpiercer

Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club vs Ko A-sung in Snowpiercer

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

Direct download: SWMP161.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 4:50pm PDT

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