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Fusion Armrest Shop | Metastasis #62 | Sleep With Me #467

Tonight we say goodnight to breaking bored. (15:37 story starts) Scooter tries to open up an armrest store where he’s an armrest salesperson. Does this sound like it will put your sleepless nights out of business?

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00:15:37 Spanish Story
00:31:50 Meta Recap
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I Kissed a Brook | Metastasnooze #61 | Sleep With Me #465

Soapy words say…the mysterious babbling of a brook named Brooke. (Spanish story @15:41) If you are seeking coherence, look elsewhere as scooter will be transcribing said brook, the book might be titled The Mad Metphorist. Then I’ll use Spanish to describe my new business plan, bringing Luaus to Syracuse, NY.

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00:15:41 Spanish Story
00:29:41 Meta Run Through
00:42:30 Breaking Bad Breakdown
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Cardiff Giant Toe | Metastasnooze #57 | Sleep With Me #450

As you drift into Morpheus' warm embrace, I'll be stealing Zeus' toe. (story 17:03) Don't worry it will be on behalf of a retirement village "that has peeled the box". This is the kind of stuff you can sleep through or to. Goodnight.

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Word Bib | Metastasnooze #55 | Sleep With Me #444

Story Slamming Slob Scooter puts on his word bib to warn about the get letter shortage. (story 16:41) Then he tells "The Tale of the Dirty Silver(ware)”. It involves eating dessert for lunch WITH silverware.

Warning there is MONEY TALK and SOME SWEARING in this episode if those might wake you up!

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00:32:35 Meta run through
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The cartel that buys your troubles has a reception desk that does not seem to be working. (story 14:49) Don’t work the rooster has an idea, hire Ed. Not as Dapper as Samuel Clemens in a suit…but dull, Scooter will be a beast of boring burdens and trebuchet for your thoughts.
 
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Pure Orin | Metastasnooze #52 | Sleep With Me #435
Throw your hat on my head and I'll put you to sleep. (starts 16:27) WARNING -Money talk in Spanish story.
 
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Throw your hat on my head and I'll put you to sleep. (starts 16:27) You won't need name insurance around here because that does not make any sense anyway. A mouthful of truisms, will be the distraction that carries you off to dreamland...gems like "a fool and his money soon part ways...I wish someone would have told me that before I went to that store on the edge of the desert." or "Call I be The Gallon Kid?""Zoring into your mouth water I will be pourin'"
 

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00:32:52 Meta recap
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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP435.mp3
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Gerbil Borough | Metastasnooze #50 | Sleep With Me #429

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A brain with 12 boroughs can distract, as a gerbil named podcast presents a sub-brain platform. (starts at 15:10) Scooter offers a retraction? Oh wait, it is that he does not "play" with toy cars he takes pride in cleaning them. You can sleep to that, right?

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Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The "Mystery Bard" is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies.

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP429.mp3
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Dear Prudence, The Wolf Mouth | Metastasnooze #49 | Sleep With Me #426

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A team to teach mindfulness arrives to help you stay in the moment with a layer of nicknames. (starts at 19:40) As sensible as a snout harvest, your bedtime story will give new meaning to the term centsless. Striped owners are hopeful you will sleep well.

 
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Direct download: SWMP426.mp3
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The Known Mower | Metastasnooze #46 | Sleep With Me #419

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Scooter will wash, wax, and roll away your thoughts like a matchbox car. (episode at 15:31) The rowing lawnmower, while it cuts the wrong way, will mow down your distractions. Put your feet up on my irritant free soap box.

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00:15:31 Episode starts
00:27:00 Meta run though
00:37:49 Breaking Bad
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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP419.mp3
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Space Curtain- Espacio Cortina | Metastasnooze #45 | Sleep With Me #415

Bell jars will sterilize faster than Scoots can clean up this episode. (starts at 17:44) Devoe is trying to shut down the military industrial complex with a space curtain to keep us all safe and sound.  A hero with some singers will rescue you from sleeplessness.

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00:17:44 Episode Begins
00:38:56 Meta Breakdown
00:53:41 Breaking Bad breakdown
01:19:28 Thanks and Goodnight
 

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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 
Direct download: SWMP415.mp3
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