Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories (lady witchbeard)
Casting Cauldrons and Cortez the Killer | Lady Witchbeard Ep 16 | Sleep With Me #307

A giant goat cannot stop your sleep. (recap 18:24 story @ 27:15) Once I go into the exposition on cauldron portals your mind should crossover the threshold into dreamland. If not our story will culminate with green goop and Germ. Heroes might be made but will magic be saved? If it happens in an alternative universe it should not effect you, so don't worry if you fall asleep. Phagey sends his best.

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13:12 housekeeping
18:24 Last Week
27:15 Story Starts
36:30 Portal Cauldrons
01:08:25 Ben's sleep party thank yous
 
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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP307.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Underrated Bronze Pyramid | Lady Witchbeard #15 | Sleep With Me #304

Fall into a deep sleep as my Fairy Word Mother comes and then departs due to a name mixup (story at 22:30). Slumber as the lead up to the episode slows to a crawl. If you are still tossing and turning after that my attempts to describe the wonders of bronze light should help relax you. Don't fret if you are awake or asleep this episode will still have a goat and a germ.

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11:40 housekeeping
16:27 Last Week
22:30 Story Opens
01:02:45 Thanks

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP304.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

As I ponder and pine about the state of radio shacks you will drift gently away. (story starts 37:49) Gold and goop will bond to stone and things may or may not come together. Sand art will be disturbed and skin will be stained. Alliteration will be always overused and misused but all in attempts, alliteration attempts to put you to sleep.

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16:30 housekeeping
29:06 last week
31:24 Last week "who's your favorite futile figure?"
37:49 Story Starts
 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP301.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Futility of Man Situation | Lady Witchbeard Ep 14 | Sleep With Me #298

Dig that dove, lovey. (story at 29:15) Like coo, coo, coo you off to sleep. Cuz hu-man when Antonio sees how futile it is not to bring his own cup, you'll be sawing logs. If not you can stick around for a mega dull botched guest appearance by a man with the same name as a hairstyle. Sleep well, you deserve it.

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07:37 Mourning Dove Love Society
15:04 Housekeeping
22:28 Last Week
29:15 Story Starts
01:02:51 Polyforlornerly

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP298.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Charismatic Reverb | Lady Witchbeard #13 | Sleep With Me #295

Calling all sleepy people! (story at 22:37) Gather around as I gather the gods and try to sort this whole story out. No stone will be left unturned, no pillow will be left uncooled.

 

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08:28 housekeeping
18:28 last week
22:37 story
40:20 Mario cart megaphone
41:39 charismatic reverb

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP295.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Second Hand Stone Shop | Lady Witchbeard #12 | Sleep With Me #292

Germ has giant problems only a goat could solve (story at 31:46). Soon you will sleep and dream of the most wonderful stone quarry. You've heard of the cave of wonders, this is like that but strange. No need to get your bearings, just drift off sound asleep. Don't quake, for you'll be awake, for the Brangelina part, is at the start. Thanks Andre, we miss you.

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stoenshop

2:20 creaky side of dulcet
05:45 when your friends come over...
13:18 housekeeping
21:31 last week
31:46 story
45:46 put the history channel out of business
46:46 when the hell is the river styx gonna get its due
52:36 felt like obi wan
 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP292.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Would You Ask a Goat a Rhetorical Question? | Lady Witchbeard Ep 11 | Sleep With Me #289

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP289.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Fall asleep while contemplating the fan fic sequel to "Bedknobs and Broomsticks", called "Breadnobs and Boomsticks and the case of the sneezing fool". (real story starts at 24:32) You can dream of Angela Lansbury, but she won't be there. If you awake the only question to ask your self is who's cuter, Steph Curry on Monta Ellis? Spoiler, there is no wrong answer. Second spoiler, none of this has much to do with the story even though it is in the story.

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09:19 not a lotta guru whole lotta goo

09:54 come back anytime airs just dull here

10:08 housekeeping

18:13 last week

19:23 buckler of swahs bit

20:54 story swamp

22:49 ice pirates and lovemaking in the rain

24:32 story starts with monte vs steph whos cuter

29:34 do you know what a drone is?

24:10 breadnobs and broomsticks "the case of the sneezing fool"

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

 

Direct download: SWMP286.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

"Phage and The Mustached Queen" Lady Witchbeard Ep 9 | Sleep With Me #283

Once upon a time kids would go to a museum (story at 23:40) and be impressed by static large scale dioramas. The modern jaded age has ruined those quaint moments with touchscreens, motion and the powers of Ben Stiller. Tonight is nothing like any of that. We take it to a whole nother level of a lulling confusion.

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2:11 jokes into webster and robersts
6:45 I wouldn’t know a kobold from a chipmunk
8:35 thats when you call in old scoots
14:55 thanks
19:56 last week
23:40 episode starts
28:03 mustached queen
44:09 Crayola boys
53:27 what in the name of bf skinner

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Direct download: SWMP283.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Mission Quest - Shaving Magic | Lady Witchbeard Ep 8 | Sleep With Me #280

Settle into bed (story at 25:47) and hear a long discussion of the differences between a mission and a quest. If that does not put you to sleep there will be avoidance and then flying on brooms with lots of breaks. The episode will be capped off by ten minutes of walking around a pyramid.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

11:12 housekeeping
19:53 last week
25:47 Story starts

31:34 shaving magic
34:11 magic can it be harnessed mechanically?

43:46 germ ishmale
59:13 streamline brooms
59:34 more of a ron weasly
01:04:24 bewitched by witchcraft

01:07:56 witch based camo
01:13:05 witches got be hydrated too
01:15:03 I’ve always been obsessed with torches

Direct download: SWMP280.mp3
Category:Lady Witchbeard -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT