Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories
Welcome Back Punch | Get Besos Season 2 Opener | Sleep With Me #342

I'll swirl your thoughts into dreams and cosmically ladle them over your sleeping head, (starts at 16:40) like that generic punch they always have at parties. Don't worry this is liquid and sense free as we return to Hell for a welcome back party.

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16:40 Show starts

01:04:04 Thanks and goodnight

 

Direct download: SWMP342.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 4:00pm PST

Protector of Oakland's Stonefruit | Sleep With Me #341

Fall asleep while some sprites (at 17:58) while I protect beautiful Oakland, California. I'll wash glass houses and be called "the bugman" all will driving the winding turns of my physic spaces and a city I love.

00:17:58 Episode starts
01:05:16 Thanks

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Taylor Swift and Ryan Adams and 1989

The Cremaster Cycle

Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman

or REM

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP341.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00pm PST

My toy metaphors will be rendered desnudos as you fall asleep. (starts at 15:14). As my distractions unfold, let your brow unfurrow and drift off to dreamland.

 

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00:15:14 Red pen
00:31:40 Meta
00:48:09 Breaking Bad
01:09:00 Thanks

 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP340.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00pm PST

Selling Elements of Style | Get Besos Season One in Review- Part 2 | Sleep With Me #339
Rest and slide down an inward curve, is it the bend in an oxford comma, or is it in a dream? (episode at 16:23) It matters not, as I turn sense inside out in search of a distraction for your thoughts. Tonight I try to understand what happened in "Get Besos" but I really get a dose of my own dullness.
 
 
16:23 Episode
01:03:45  "god takes sabbaticals"
01:09:53 Thanks

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP339.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 9:54pm PST

Worcestershire and Cheddar Bacon Soup | Real Time Recipes | Sleep With Me #338

Sleep during the worst pronunciation of Worcestershire at the worst possible time. (starts at 14:33) As I shop you should hit a deep slumber before the soup is really on and things, as always get awkward...lullingly awkward.

To answer one more question..YES it really happened.

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14:33 Episode Begins

59:43 Thanks and Goodnight

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Worcestershire sauce

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Episode Edited and Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

 

Direct download: SWMP338.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:32pm PST

Count De Mosca (A new version of hide and seek?) | Metastasis #30 | Sleep With Me #337

I'll misdirect your attention right away in an attempt to redirect you into deep sleep. (starts at 14:51) . An attempted ode to Weiss and Benioff will lead into a reinvention of hide and seek where Scooter is not always it. What does all of this have to do with "Breaking Bad" and "Metastasis"? We're are breaking bad sleep here brah.

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14:51 starts
19:13 Count D' Fly Count De Mosca
20:57 cryptic riddle? I teacher comes by chance do you not?
24:20 we refresh we come and we hunt
25:03 oh the flies that bind the flies they bind
30:20 can it not be we are all equal in games
32:17 Meta
32:49 Flies flies with compound eyes take it bill nye
44:58 shoo fly pie
47:10 Breaking Bad
50:55 chucks his chukka boot
53:35 Abbot and Costello Jesse and Walt
01:09:39 Thanks

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP337.mp3
Category:Metastasnore -- posted at: 4:00pm PST

Cobra Commander, Emotional Tooldrawers, and Season One in Review - Get Besos | Sleep With Me #336

Take a long, lulling journey that's going nowhere slow...(starts at 23:24)...as I start to recount some of the events of season one. My listening was at double speed but my talking and sensemaking will be at half speed or less.

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10:26 this thing inside me squinching, squrunch
13:37 emotional toolkit tool drawer
23:24 episode starts
44:34 coffee queue rant
52:54 cobra commander and gi joe infuriates me
01:10:54 thanks
01:29:45 subliminal illusionoid ad
01:30:23 Jason S year got the runs
01:31:03 Madison at illogicon

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP336.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 4:00pm PST

Debate to End All Debates | "Live" Trending Tuesday | Sleep With Me #335

This episode is from a live stream we did a few months ago, it was the first LIVE trending tuesday show. (Starts at 02:50) Be DULLED to sleep as I take on the role of dictator of debates. My dog will be snoring in the background as I bring together the leading candidates, back when Ben Carson was one of the leading candidates (for United States President). The audio is different than normal but I feel like this one really turned out well. WARNING it does contain references to the events in Paris and Beirut. As well as PG level references to being a "Master Debater" and a dream scooter once had about Jenna Bush.

The "Sleep With Me Podcast" community came together Sunday 11/13 to take part in a seven-hour bedtime story to show support and offer stories to carry our sisters and brothers through the deep dark night. This episode is an excerpt from that live stream event. The first episode from that event was "Paris and Beirut this LaBeouf Story is for You | Sleep With Me #314"

Please donate if you can to support the victims of the attacks. Donate to the international Red Cross or there is a variety of funds to help individual victims and their families.

How to help via Popsugar or Mashable

Fund for Nick Alexander and other victims

If you are upset or in crisis about what has unfolded or the news surrounding it or for any other reason please reach out for support. Call or text a crisis hotline RIGHT NOW.

http://www.soshelpline.org/

http://www.diplomatie.gouv.fr/en/IMG/pdf/MAE-Centre_de_Crise_27-11-2013.pdf

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP335.mp3
Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 4:00pm PST

Cheer Herd and a Medio Burro | Metastasnooze #29 | Sleep With Me #334

Some extra lullz attempted tonight to help you fall asleep faster. (starts at 15:49) We've moved the red pen run through up to the front and tonight it is me using spanish to talk about a new form of cheering...I think, it is pretty strange and senseless.

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"Sleep with me podcast: Usefulness can always be found in uselessness" by Ilyass Tabiai

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02:49 intro
13:30 audible
15:49 red pen
20:08 I'll become your cheerleader
23:42 medio burro
30:46 Meta
38:26 Before you jerk your knees terta pack
45:44 Breaking Bad
01:08:29 Thank yous

 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP334.mp3
Category:Metastasnore -- posted at: 4:00pm PST

Not An Episode- State of the Podcast 2016

This is not a podcast episode but just a review of some things I thinking about and some upcoming changes to the show in order to keep the show sustainable and to keep improving the quality of "the podcast that puts you to sleep".

06:12 Content
Beaking bad
15:51 Schedule
16:38 Challenging Content
20:10 Project
22:08 Our Diversity
23:13 Wayne Mahar
24:29 Patreon and Sponsors
26:53 Desire for clarity
29:57 Patreon
36:10 Sponsors
36:38 You have a choice
37:03 Diversity makes us strong
37:18 why not premium
38:16 I want it free and without sponsors
39:58 talking trust, patience and change
41:15 goal for sponsors
42:40 selling spots
49:21 Sky is the limit

 

Direct download: stateofpod.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am PST