Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories

Our story continues (@ 19:25) when me and Spackle sit around a table and talk for a while. So that should put you to sleep. If not there is lots of redundant talk about "Present Drops" and some tired attempts to make sensitive and open minded Bruce Jenner metaphors. Listen as I struggle to come up with positive Yelp reviews for the forest in order to save them...or so I think. The story is capped off with a speech about rebooting curriculum, so don't worry slumber will come for you...like drops from a sleepy cloud...drops full of wonder and magic and not hobby horses.

7:45 Thanks

19:25 Story

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and Performed by Dearest Scooter

 

Direct download: SWMP229.mp3
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Tommen would never stretch the tail of an animal or a tale..an insect not so sure. Will he one day be a masterkelper? Filling his room with water is a start. Taking spinach out of my freezer and yelling at me is not the best next step.

When they return to my past a game a dodgeball breaks out and goes almost exactly how you would think it would if I told you..."one time Tommen played Dodgeball and then....."

Team name- The Kelp Boys

Then I take some Led Zepplin songs and try to pray to the gods with it.

Direct download: napcast35.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 5:00pm PST

Would you choose half-moon doors or black and white cookies? No all decisions are that easy. Think outside the box or within the area of the triangle or just fall asleep. Wonder at the ancient world but beware of hitchhiking ghosts. Rick Steves will make it clear, clearer than the drinking water in Venice, that widow's walks are just decorative. If that doesn't work you can catch Tommen cutting his teeth with audio drama and then I'll follow up on the gods old and new and their lack of memos.
 
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11:15 Thanks
18:29 Episode Breakdown
01:04:08 Table of Contents
01:04:46 Black and White cookies
01:14:43 Outside the box
01:24:12 Wonders of the Ancient World
01:30:53 Venice
01:36:00 Haunted Mansion
01:42:31 Widows Walk
01:45:20 Tommen and Pounce in space
01:59:18 Prayers

 
dullest blade in the tooshed
I'm your squire of sleep
get to the point podcast

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Direct download: SWMP228.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 5:00pm PST

Can a mass of lentils cry? (story at about 19:50) Can a stepmother have feelings? Can you fall asleep? Yes, if you listen tonight you'll hear lots of talk that is distracting to both you and Agatha. So head off to dreamland and say hi the Miss Buttermaker Butterworth for me.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up

13:56 Thanks
18:02 Agatha takes mic
19:50 buying time discussion starts new stuff

 

Direct download: SWMP227.mp3
Category:After The Glass Slipper -- posted at: 5:00pm PST

A night of knocks is interrupted by a knock.(16:40 Rending starts) Outside sits a present. What is inside? Tons of erotic knock fiction or something more ominous? What could all of this mean for you? Sleep. Also Santa will be pitched on an idea so revolutionary Christmas might get better or at least more efficient. Don't worry there is so much talk about knocking you'll never stay awake till the cliffhanger.

16:40 Rending starts

Direct download: SWMP226.mp3
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When we last left off we were on a beach talking at a clam, a giant clam. Out of the depth of the sea comes a kelp covered hand, Ser Pounce sings and an adventure continues. Things are not what they seem where you are as sensitive as Tommen.

You don't friends by stealing pearls and making kingdoms. -Moral of the story????

I try to explain to the old gods and the new about walking and cable bills and this somehow sidetracks into WAY too much personal disclosure. Way to much.

On a sad note the person from this story, passed away last week....Thanks for the porn Billy and rest in peace. Say hi to Rebel for me.

"I'm not approved to stay calm much longer"

Grape Nuts will not change your life.

Direct download: napcast34.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:00pm PST

Say hello to season five and then say goodnight. (Episode@ 18:33) Lost pets, birthmarks and a trip on the Oregon trail will be your lullaby. Don't fret about Tommen and Pounce as they have a new adventure for you.

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9:10 Thank Yous
18:33 Episode Breakdown
50:55 Birthmarks | @Cleveland Clinic
59:42 Body temperature | @NYT | @News.au
01:08:51 Lost Pet Posters
01:17:04 Oregon Trail video game | @Time
01:24:50 Lullaby
01:36:08 Tommen and Pounce in Space
01:54:11 Prayers and Pitching an app to the gods.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Direct download: SWMP225.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 5:00pm PST

A pit of lentils is the type of thing you don't come across every day (Agatha intro at 15:42 | Story at 19:10). It does raise the question, can lentils be poached? While I'm not clear on what poaching is, I can tell you that this story is like a warm bath that will make you nightime worries tender and edible. By the time you hear words like prince and pumpernickel or buttermaker and butterworth you won't need to worry if they ever went together because you will be floating on the surface of a dream...or your bed....not in the bath...don't listen to sleep podcasts in the bath.

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8:09 Thank yous

15:42 Agatha takes mic

19:10 or so story starts

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Direct download: SWMP224.mp3
Category:After The Glass Slipper -- posted at: 5:20pm PST

Return to the perm, where curl bumps mean magic (setup@ 16:00 | story@ 25:14). Where Scoot is on the case and the case is geese poop. My curls twist a tale of politics and vengeance. Learn the dark secrets of "Our House" and TASTE THE CURLS. Or just slip gently into sleep with this mind lulling story that as usual takes a while just to get started then stops making sense.

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Twitter failed me this episode so I put my Writer's Emergency Pack to use, drawing four random idea cards and then letting them guide the story. Writer's Emergency Pack is a set of cards to help unstick a stuck story created by John August.

Writer Emergency Pack is a deck full of useful ideas to help get your story back on track.

 

When your story gets stuck, Writer Emergency Pack has the tools you need. Fix plot holes. Spice up stock characters. Rethink your themes.

Writer Emergency Pack gives you the questions that lead to great answers.

Each Pack Contains

  • 26 illustrated Idea cards
  • 26 Detail cards with helpful suggestions and specific tips to try
  • Instructions for individual and class use, plus a bonus story game (“Cards Against Normality”)

 

7:54 Thank Yous

16:00 Trending Twitter problems lead me to use the amazing Writer's Emergency Pack -Buy one or two or twelve!!

25:14 Wrapped into a story like dream

25:43 Card #18

35:47 Card #07

40:54 Card #24

46:42 Card #15

 

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Will a pool turn a perm green?

Pointillism

Georges Seurat

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Direct download: SWMP223.mp3
Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 5:00pm PST

Prince of tales Tommen and Pounce meet a giant clam who warns them of a future meeting with Sea Monkeys. The clams have a problem that Tommen agrees to solve. Stolen pearls, stolen by mermen. Also a game of toss the crab.

Then I pray to the old gods and the new wondering why the have not returned my calls about the movie "Whiplash" and other stuff. I sing some song from Alladin and then talk to the gods about "Better Call Saul".

Direct download: napcast33.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 5:00pm PST