Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories

After a certified maniac talks the brain version of dust devils, I give you my elevator pitch, spoiler alert, your uber is not coming right for another 30 minutes. Then I turn it over to Agatha. More talking letters, itching and snoring ogers and the chattering of a step-mother will be what carry you off the land of nod. Oh and some oger talking that sounds like a didgeridoo.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

photo credit: Didgeridoo via photopin (license)

 

Direct download: SWMP203.mp3
Category:After The Glass Slipper -- posted at: 3:59pm PDT

If this does not put you to sleep, I hope at least you will say "Olive It!". An old woman complaining about chickpeas is what starts the lullz. Then a toe fungus metaphor is thrown in for good measure. While you appetite is peaks we head out to the grocery store and get the stuff we need. While the water boils we can talk earthquake kits and decide how much olive is too much.

Crazy Paraphrase of the Week- "Each person walks their own path, even in the supermarket where there seems to be only one, there are many ways to navigate these aisles"

7:15 Thank Yous

11:30 Recipe Starts

Direct download: SWMP202.mp3
Category:Real Time Recipes -- posted at: 3:59pm PDT

Tommen learns the name of the boy whose name they are working to clear. He butchers it so much I can't be clear on what it is.  He also thinks about how wonderful it would be to sleep with the sheep. Then asks about oral, but Ser Pounce puts a stop to that before he can ask about anal. Can they both put a stop to the stopping of justice?

Just remember to "Do What's Ripe" followed by my prayer to get a general ideas of the wills of the old gods and the new.

photo credit: Tired Izzy via photopin (license)

Direct download: nap26.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 3:59pm PDT

How far can an arrow travel through your dreams if you are in a flash frozen state creating by a "Black Magic Woman"? Why don't we ask the Blackfish, the Bear and the Maiden Fair. I'm sure Tommen, Pounce and some Sea Monkeys can help clear this up. If not we can pray to the old gods and the new.

8:11 Thanks

11:43 Episode Breakdown

29:39 What are we gonna talkabout

30:19 how far Can An Arrow Fly?

38:45 Flash Freezing

51:18 Bear and the Maiden Fair

54:50 Geschair empire

59:44 Meanese Knot

1:02:59 Blackfish

1:05:29 Black Magic Woman

1:12:08 Battle at the Old Mill

1:14:10 Tommen

1:27:54 Prayers to Old Gods and the New

Direct download: SWMP201.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 3:59pm PDT

Agatha has to deal with sadness, subcontractors, contracts and ogres. Luckily she has Gonzalo to hum and a helpful NPC to answer a question. And her wits, always her wits. Worry not what waits at the city gates for a clouded pillow worlds of dreams is what awaits you where a shepherd boy gently rubs your back and a envelope distracts you from the truth with its banter.

 

5:19 Thanks

12:49 Another episode of After The Glass Slipper Begins

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Direct download: SWMP200.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:59pm PDT

 

In honor of Valentines Day, we have a very slow moving love story. If the speed doesn't make you jaded the outcome will. So get some sleep and dream of better things than a man in a jughead style hat pestering me in a coffee shop in order to penetrate my comfort zone with his goose chase.

5:12 Thanks

10:35 Trending Twitter Starts with some bird talk

15:13 Some semblance of a story starts

Direct download: SWMP199.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:58pm PDT

We hear another part of Tommen and Pounce's quest to set things right with an innocent boy followed by the adventures of one Aristotle Stevens AKA "The Cat".

Direct download: napcast25.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 3:58pm PDT

Zen and the art of Merenese knots will be the whisper in your ear. Corns, potions and fake puke will pass across your dreams. First you'll hear about my favorite parts of the episode then Diana Rigg and Avengers.

8:41 Thanks

14:10 Episode Breakdown

35:20 Corns

41:52 After A Fashion

44:42 Diana Rigg

56:00 Avengers

1:11:38 Lemon cake

01:14:25 Zen and the Art of Archery

01:25:08 Tommen

01:42:06 Prayers

Direct download: SWMP198.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 3:58pm PDT

Fall asleep while a satchel of letters arrives from Cinderella. (starts at 8:17) How could you? Lots of talking , along with examinations of personal type stuff. There's a story in there so it should distract you, but don't worry about missing those letters as two of them have inspirational words of wisdom from Cinder and the other ends up as a cliffhanger, well more of a dreamhanger.

6:05 thanks

08:17 Story Starts

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On Twitter @dearestscooter

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

photo credit: P1010854 via photopin (license)

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP197.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:58pm PDT

Do Pornography and Portugal's's Geography sound the same? (story starts at 13:08) In a world where Mother Nature's voice drones on while you sleep does it matter? What about to the overprotective parent of your inner child? Would that parent let you have a sleepover with squirrels? Will the puppy in the hamper close its eyes? If you are reading this you should start to close yours.

4:30 Thanks

13:08 Mother Nature takes the mic

 

Direct download: SWMP196.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:58pm PDT