Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories

How to make a sleep sandwich? One layer of pillowy boredome covered with a thinly sliced heartfelt story. Spread on some nonsense and a dollop of misguided selfish narration then layer with another heartwarming character. Top with a bun covered in seeds of senselessness. By the time it is constructed you should be ready for breakfast.

3:06 Thanks (comments)

8:07 Open (comments)

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Note #1 Click at your own risk...I have not had a chance to check these links, they should be fine but they could also take you anywhere.

Note #2 When recording the show I only had the screenshots so I don't even know what the real story is behind the links. (Except this week I had to click on the Me and my mates one as soon as I saw it)

18:01 This is what I woke up to on Christmas after I broke down & told my brother that I couldn't afford to buy big presents this year since I could barely feed myself. (comments)

20:18 Facebook faces (comments)

22:11 My daughter turned 3 today. Here she is with her kitten, Celery. (comments)

25:13 Anthony Hopkins testing different masks for Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs. (comments)

27:20 Peek-a-hoo (comments)

28:51 6,000-year-old temple unearthed in Ukraine (comments)

33:09 Google's Self-Driving Car Hits Roads Next Month—Without a Wheel or Pedals | WIRED (comments)

36:52  TIL there is an episode of Supernatural in which the two main characters are sent to an alternate universe in which they play the actors that play their characters on Supernatural (themselves) who are in the middle of filming an episode of a TV show called Supernatural. (comments)

41:16 New desk at work and I had no idea it was normal for the ground to shake when people walk by (comments)

42:10 yquist holds onto the puck for 30s to score a crazy OT winner (comments)

44:24 ELI5: Why does phone voice quality still suck, while Skype and FaceTime sounds like the person is right next to me? (comments)

45:14 Well, sheet... (comments)

51:01 Me and my mates a operate 140 camera timefreeze array, took some shots when the TV show was off air. (comments)

55:05 U.S. Formally Ends War In Afghanistan (comments)

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP181.mp3
Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT

Ser Pounce heads to the Iron Islands, I try and put a lid on the whole Severed Souls movement and you get in a sweet little catnap.

Direct download: napcast18.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT

Two types of Princes will soothe your thoughts as your drift off to sleep. No nasty thoughts will poke you like a compass or a sharp piece of obsidian. No shouting about these infernal affairs will be a neccesary to keep the lamprey at bay. Ser Pounce, Tommen and the Gods will stand watch as your night will be long and full of rest.

04:43 Thanks

10:08 Episode Breakdown

29:09 Compass Ass

39:17 "The Little Prince" and "The Prince"

50:22 Lamprey as food fish

56:44 Infernal Affairs

01:01:46 Obsidian

01:08:02 Tommen and Pounce

01:20:55 Prayers of Aristotle Stevens aka "The Cat"

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Direct download: SWMP180.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT

Join Ray as he steps into the world of Charles Dickens. For real, as he attends the annual Dickens Fair. Something that might be exciting if you attended it will turn into a lulling jelly of dullness in the hands of sweet Ray.

Direct download: SWMP179.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT

Christmas morning awaits, (at about 17min) but before that is the magic of a trip down a chimney and a flight through a cold winter night. Let gentle hands hold your and craft a dream around you, a sweet and special holiday dream. 

3:36 Thanks

7:22 My gifts to you

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Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman 

photo credit: paulidin via photopin cc

Direct download: SWMP178.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:00pm PDT

A nap with Ser Pounce, the best friend a boy could ever have, what more could you possible ask for?

Direct download: napcast17.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT

Sleep with honor, like a man without ties, you won't need to learn or grow or sniff out meaning like a hound. Crags and sisters will drift into your dreams like a mothering drive to protect you with a giant hearth filled castle. Pounce and Tommen are on the case and the Prayers of Aristotle Stevens are filled with meaningless logic.

04:55 Thanks

09:52 Episode

28:13 Harren and Harrenhal

33:54 Walnuts

37:22 Targaryen Sisters

40:53 Hounds

49:40 Crag

53:46 Matrenal Drive

01:03:37 Pounce

01:16:26 Prayers

Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott "Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman photo credit: MTSOfan via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP177.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT

Breaking revelations about the Christmas you thought you knew presented in a boring dull way without shock value. Just soothing revelations, possibly. This is based on a covered up Christmas special originally titled Scientists vs Santa or something like that. It has Russians and Industrialists and Santa and a woman who will be named and then her name will be changed.

 

00:00 Open

04:15 Thank Yous

11:27 Story

 

 

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Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

 

Direct download: SWMP176.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT

A trip on the transverse plane (starts 4:12ish) with a lost soul named...well I called him Michael, I never got his name...A trip with the Nutcracker where we try to find out what love is or could be and what the purpose of the life of a nutcracker is...possibly. Between then I try and explain double standards and some other stuff and none of it really comes together unless you are in some dream state anyway so just listen for a bit and then drift away.

 

The Nutcracker

Scoobypedia for all those questions

 Reddit links with timecodes below

Note #1 Click at your own risk...I have not had a chance to check these links, they should be fine but they could also take you anywhere.

Note #2 When recording the show I only had the screenshots so I don't even know what the real story is behind the links.

04:12 Start of Redditation

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12:47 Seth Rogen Thanked Amy Pascal for “Having the Balls” to Make The Interview. (Comments)

16:03 Pirate Bay Shutdown Has Had Virtually No Effect on Digital Piracy Levels (Comments)

19:13 PID Control is the coolest thing ever (Comments)

22:17 /u/storysnippet asks /r/ireland which Irish person is the "biggest ride" (most attractive) (Comments)

22:56 One of my lecturers has just published a paper on why bees and wasps are dying out in the UK. (Comments)

26:10 Fire on Ice!! Photographed by Pai Shaka in Iceland. [1800 x 1054] [OS] (Comments)

29:53 Spongebob Squarepants creator Stephen Hillenburg is returning to the show in January (Comments)

30:56 [Serious]What are some crazy things scientists used to believe? (Comments)

31:41 I hate double standards (Comments)

35:26 Tire Done Gone Bad (Comments)

38:11 Skyrim (Comments)

42:55 Wisconsin passed a law requiring outside investigation when police are involved in an incident that results in death (Comments)

44:47 Well Played Michael... (Comments)

50:14 This McDonald's by my house is only used for commercials (Comments)

54:10My neighbor has a new puppy that I like to play with through their gate. Today he had on a lil sweater. (Comments)

 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP175.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:55pm PDT

A Ser Pounce adventure and a quest for the old gods and new all rolled into one nap sized package.

Direct download: napcast16.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 2:26pm PDT