Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep
Have you ever gone to a movie and been confused by the plot? Have you wished the main characters would just stop the action and explain things to you? What better way to close out a story than an almost unending discussion centered around understanding some of the elements of said story. The characters themselves try and wrap up all the loose ends and make sense of the shambles of what the narrator has left behind. Good news THERE WILL BE ICE SKATING on bugs. Briefly.
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This was a tough one to title. I head out to the transverse plain with some villain type apologist who tells me a story from the perspective of the lady in the candy house. The story is nuts and it takes forever to get started as usual. But don't wait for it just kick the brain bundle burden off your bed and get to sleep. This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trending on Sunday 10/26 2:21pm PDT The Tweets #XFactorResults Only The Young #asklauren Halloween Van Persie Sammy Watkins Bears Geno Smith Touchdown Steelers #strictly #PitvsIND Martavis Bryant #CHIvsNE Senzo Meyiwa Anthony Barr Unlocking phone laws (now legal) Moto G vs Iphone 6 Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman
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A sample of Game of Drones to nap to.
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A statue, a church and a King. Someone will be 'illing soon but it won't be you as talk of robber barons will surely put you to sleep especially when capped off with some Rick Steves goodness. Doves will fly, chased by a cat, across your dreams. Goodnight. 00:00 Open 06:27 Thank Yous 09:16 Episode Breakdown 21:37 Table of Contents 22:06 Baelor 24:51 All The World's A Stage 36:28 Free Cities 41:06 Vocab 49:30 Robber Barrons 01:03:27 You Be 'Illin 01:07:45 When Doves Cry 01:16:17 Ser Pounce 01:26:57 Prayers   Baelor Targaryen Great Sept of Baelor Free Cities Obsequious Scruples Pastoral Robber Baron FT article on Robber Barons (paywall) Rick Steves on the Rhine All The World's a Stage As You Like It "As You Like It" excerpt  You Be Illin | Lyrics When Doves Cry | Lyrics Day of the Day (not covered)   Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott "Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  
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What makes a hero? Sounds like an interesting question to ponder. Unless you go on too long and throw in obscure references to literature and music. The fate of the world is at risk but somehow it still lulls you to sleep. Goodnight. A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here Find out about the "big" SASE offer here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Podcast Art is by Our Hero Scott Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really photo credit: djking via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  
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Time for a catnap? Then give this a listen.
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Our Halloween adventures continue as we meet a sweet witch formally named Connie. Why is she so happy? Why does she have a cauldron related sexual hangup? What does a witch do when her career path is not abundantly clear? These are questions you might be able to answer if you were to take this story and make some broad generalizations about it. There is no need to do that though. Just sleep. The moral of the story, though how it applies to the story is not even clear to me is "The Life of a Pirate is Very Hard Indeed". So that does not even really make sense with the information I have already provided so don't worry. Just listen and fall asleep without learning anything. sailent can you think of two things at once boring stuff from listener nonsensaverse carol dweck 0:00 Intro 05:39 Trending Tuesday Kicks Off and Recap Type Stuff 14:13 Kicking back in the lobby we finally meet the main character for today 17:45 Final lead up to a story which kind of starts after a minute or two    
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Need a good night's sleep? Think a discussion that includes Septas, jewelry and clothing will help? What if I throw in a few interviews that I read dully and with very little emotion? Soon you be purring like Ser Pounce and relieving the fears of your internal Tommen. 0:00 Open 05:56 Thank Yous 12:20 Episode 24:30 Table of Contents 25:26 Septas 29:18 Ravens and Crows 39:06 Good Cop/Bad Cop 47:10 Jewlery 51:09 Clothing 58:18 Vocabulary Lesson 01:06:45 Monty Python but mostly Weiss and Beneioff 01:20:31 Ser Pounce 01:33:03 Prayers to Old Gods and New   Septa Septa Mordane Faith of the Seven Difference Between Ravens and Crows @wisegeek | @allaboutbirds | @audubonmagazine Good Cop/Bad Cop @slate.com | @tvtropes.org | @wikipedia Where Game of Thrones Gets Its Bling Michelle Clapton Interview @Spin.com Breast Milk (not discussed) @Askdrsears | @wikipedia | @ Abcnews Toady Belligenrent Noxious Benioff/Weiss Interview @vanityfair.com Atlantic article "Beatles of Comedy" (not used) Wikipedia "Monty Python   mikey from life jerkstore director writiers Toad eater severed souls   Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott "Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman
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This is it. The one you have been waiting for. An episode where I mispronounce the word "letter" at least 30 times just in the thank you portion of the show. If that does not put you to rest it will stoke your pity. Which I will reject. No worries though cuz there is still a story to be told, a story with a lobby and a collection of weaknesses. And a rather large question that you have no business pondering if you are truly asleep. A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here Find out about the "big" SASE offer here Pocono Food Truck Fest Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Podcast Art is by Our Hero Scott Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really photo credit: djking via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  
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"There's a lotta good stuff about the swamp" or the lagoon...words of wisdom from a creature with eyes that were too round for my taste (Trending Tuesdays kicks off at 8:45ish). A terrible title, as is the case this week, does not always indicate a terrible story, just a story with a long drawn out beginning and then some bad metaphors are sprinkled in an attempt to come across as a storyteller. Alas you should be asleep for the parts with the pizza and the mating, but don't worry there is not mating with pizzas. Sleep well dear listener for this is a trip in the metaverse better left to those who can successfully lick the sky. This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/12 at 5:02 PM PDT 0:00 Open 06:55 ish Thank Yous 8:45 y Trending Tuesdays starts 23:20 or so "actual" story starts   The Tweets #Cowboys #TheWalkingDead Tony Romo #xfactor Seahawks Ebola #PineapplePizzaGate #DALvsSEA Thanksgiving St. Louis to Nash The Links The Creature from the Black Lagoon All songs referenced in this show like "Creature from the Black Lagoon" will be on our Spotify playlist or you can add the ones I missed! Messi episode Zombie football players?? Pac Man cartoon  Dagobah Kashyyyk Endor Sleestak Beaver Lake Nature Center "Hawkeye" was a mistaken reference to Hawkman, not the dude from MASH or The Avengers Aquaman Flash Gordon's hawk dude is "Prince Vultan" Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Scott Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman
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