Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories

Have you ever gone to a movie and been confused by the plot? Have you wished the main characters would just stop the action and explain things to you? What better way to close out a story than an almost unending discussion centered around understanding some of the elements of said story. The characters themselves try and wrap up all the loose ends and make sense of the shambles of what the narrator has left behind. Good news THERE WILL BE ICE SKATING on bugs. Briefly.

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This was a tough one to title. I head out to the transverse plain with some villain type apologist who tells me a story from the perspective of the lady in the candy house. The story is nuts and it takes forever to get started as usual. But don't wait for it just kick the brain bundle burden off your bed and get to sleep.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP154.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:52am PST

A sample of Game of Drones to nap to.

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Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 11:58am PST

A statue, a church and a King. Someone will be 'illing soon but it won't be you as talk of robber barons will surely put you to sleep especially when capped off with some Rick Steves goodness. Doves will fly, chased by a cat, across your dreams. Goodnight.

00:00 Open

06:27 Thank Yous

09:16 Episode Breakdown

21:37 Table of Contents

22:06 Baelor

24:51 All The World's A Stage

36:28 Free Cities

41:06 Vocab

49:30 Robber Barrons

01:03:27 You Be 'Illin

01:07:45 When Doves Cry

01:16:17 Ser Pounce

01:26:57 Prayers

 

 

Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott

"Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

Direct download: SWMP153.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 2:09pm PST

What makes a hero? Sounds like an interesting question to ponder. Unless you go on too long and throw in obscure references to literature and music. The fate of the world is at risk but somehow it still lulls you to sleep. Goodnight.

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

Find out about the "big" SASE offer here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Podcast Art is by Our Hero Scott

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really

photo credit: djking via photopin cc

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

Direct download: SWMP152.mp3
Category:Superdull -- posted at: 11:27am PST

Time for a catnap? Then give this a listen.

Direct download: napcast8.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 1:02pm PST

Our Halloween adventures continue as we meet a sweet witch formally named Connie. Why is she so happy? Why does she have a cauldron related sexual hangup? What does a witch do when her career path is not abundantly clear? These are questions you might be able to answer if you were to take this story and make some broad generalizations about it. There is no need to do that though. Just sleep. The moral of the story, though how it applies to the story is not even clear to me is "The Life of a Pirate is Very Hard Indeed". So that does not even really make sense with the information I have already provided so don't worry. Just listen and fall asleep without learning anything.

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0:00 Intro

05:39 Trending Tuesday Kicks Off and Recap Type Stuff

14:13 Kicking back in the lobby we finally meet the main character for today

17:45 Final lead up to a story which kind of starts after a minute or two

 

 

Direct download: SWMP151.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 12:18pm PST

Need a good night's sleep? Think a discussion that includes Septas, jewelry and clothing will help? What if I throw in a few interviews that I read dully and with very little emotion? Soon you be purring like Ser Pounce and relieving the fears of your internal Tommen.

0:00 Open

05:56 Thank Yous

12:20 Episode

24:30 Table of Contents

25:26 Septas

29:18 Ravens and Crows

39:06 Good Cop/Bad Cop

47:10 Jewlery

51:09 Clothing

58:18 Vocabulary Lesson

01:06:45 Monty Python but mostly Weiss and Beneioff

01:20:31 Ser Pounce

01:33:03 Prayers to Old Gods and New

 

 

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Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott

"Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP150.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:06pm PST

This is it. The one you have been waiting for. An episode where I mispronounce the word "letter" at least 30 times just in the thank you portion of the show. If that does not put you to rest it will stoke your pity. Which I will reject. No worries though cuz there is still a story to be told, a story with a lobby and a collection of weaknesses. And a rather large question that you have no business pondering if you are truly asleep.

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

Find out about the "big" SASE offer here

Pocono Food Truck Fest

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Podcast Art is by Our Hero Scott

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really

photo credit: djking via photopin cc

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

Direct download: SWMP149.mp3
Category:Superdull -- posted at: 3:20pm PST

"There's a lotta good stuff about the swamp" or the lagoon...words of wisdom from a creature with eyes that were too round for my taste (Trending Tuesdays kicks off at 8:45ish). A terrible title, as is the case this week, does not always indicate a terrible story, just a story with a long drawn out beginning and then some bad metaphors are sprinkled in an attempt to come across as a storyteller. Alas you should be asleep for the parts with the pizza and the mating, but don't worry there is not mating with pizzas. Sleep well dear listener for this is a trip in the metaverse better left to those who can successfully lick the sky.

This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/12 at 5:02 PM PDT

0:00 Open

06:55 ish Thank Yous

8:45 y Trending Tuesdays starts

23:20 or so "actual" story starts

 

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Scott

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman



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