Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories

A tale of the "Dark Vikings" thrown out of their country by someone like Erik the Red. A tale of a peaceful group of miners led by a man who goes by Dopey. When the two tales collide you would expect a collision, but tonight you will be more of an intersection that occurs after an incredibly long lead up. Sound like something you can sleep to? 

Direct download: SWMP142.mp3
Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 12:06pm PST

Insomnia cured with insights (start at 15:35) into body hair, blood fears, Ziggy Stardust, Chorus Line and more. All presented in a soothing sleep inducing manner and all related to our beloved Game of Thrones. Goodnight.

Direct download: SWMP141.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 12:00pm PST

Our Superfriends need to make some quick decisions. (Story starts at 10:19) What is the best way to solve a super level problem? How about a deliberate system of questions and answers. Sound boring enough to put you to sleep? It is, but with just enough sexual tension to keep your brain at bay.

Fivel

Mez calls it a flowchart but it's actually a Decision Tree

Magic/Novelty Eight Ball

Fuddy Duddy

you're the one that I want

dudes links old school

Table

00:00- 02:17

02:17 Housekeeping/Thank Yous

08:12 SuperDull Intro

10:19 Story Starts

 

Garry the angry hedegehog

Daddy where do seals sleep???

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Podcast Art is by Scott

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

Direct download: SWMP140a.mp3
Category:Superdull -- posted at: 12:22pm PST

Ray Perkins returns with a tale of his trip to another Disney theme park. He helps with a juice spill, whistles on a bus, rides some rides and does a ton of walking. What could be more riveting? Almost anything. What could help you drift off to sleep? Ray can and will.

This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was rising online on 9/21 at 1:13pm PDT.

Find out about the "big" SASE offer here

Table of Contents/Tweets

Intro

02:00 Housekeeping

03:30 What is Trending

05:22 Ray Perkins on the Mic

07:21 Ray Starts Talking Disney

12:02 Megahan Good

16:32 #xfactor

17:28 DeSean Jackson

23:45 #DowntonAbbey

26:12 Leicester

28:38 #Lampard

32:11 Giants

43:00 Jason Peters, Trent Williams and Mel B

Romper room  

Len Testa

Kill Bill Whistle

magic band

Tell You What I want

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Scott

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP139.mp3
Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 2:07pm PST

Try and stay awake as we break down season 1, episode 4 of GoT. Or don't, its unlikely that you can endure a discussion of third eyes, red hair, rammed earth and more. Don't worry we'll get to Ser Pounce and the Gods too. But you should be asleep by then.

Table of Contents

Intro

  • 04:45 Housekeeping note
  • 05:34 Episode Breakdown
  • 21:50 Table of Contents
  • 22:39 Third Eye
  • 29:23 Redheads
  • 35:58 Cleaning Story
  • 46:30 Rammed Earth Houses
  • 53:31 The Tail of Ser Pounce and the Sea Lord
  • 01:05:02 Fear of Water
  • 01:08:59 What Makes an Orgy?
  • 01:17:51 Prayers and THANK YOUS!!!!!

Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here

The Links

  • http://personaltao.com/taoism-library/shamanic-teachings/about-visions/what-is-the-third-eye/
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_eye
  • http://www.wikihow.com/Open-Your-Third-Eye
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair
  • http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/emmakelly/redhead-facts_b_4781153.html
  • http://www.motherearthnews.com/diy/rammed-earth-house-zmaz73sozraw.aspx#axzz3DivQBb5q
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammed_earth
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrophobia
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquaphobia
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalassophobia
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wes_Craven
  • http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/04/the-10-worst-wes-craven-movies/
  • http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000127/
  • http://www.answers.com/Q/How_many_people_makes_an_orgy
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgy
  • http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orgy
  • http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Orgy
  • https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080131124800AA5q1F2
  • http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dragon_skulls_(Targaryen)
  • http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Dragons
  • http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Aerys_II_Targaryen
  • https://play.spotify.com/user/1294947960/playlist/7fEK2jvPnETHJxu8ZmapQW

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music by

Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott

"Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP138.mp3
Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 11:59am PST

Our super team travels to the Nevada desert and stops and asks for directions. Riveting. First the debate stuff, then discuss. There are also insects and more instances of talking about things. This will lull you to sleep or at least numb your mind. I hope.

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

photo credit: shashchatter via photopin cc

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

Direct download: SWMP137.mp3
Category:Superdull -- posted at: 6:35am PST

A bedtime story about a man who finds his way through music, a joyous, infectious tale. Where most music stories have a rise and a fall this one has a beginning, then a lull, then a rise, and a level bit of talking, then another rise, then a moment of contemplation, then a change of pace, a figurative rebirth and finally it ends with an anticlimactic revelation. No need to stay awake and good luck trying but if for some reason you can't fall asleep I really had fun with this story so I hope you do too.

Direct download: SWMP136.mp3
Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 1:48pm PST

Need a quick way to fall asleep? How about a list of songs with Lady in the title. What does that have to do with GoT? Ask Ser Pounce...oh wait he's already purring. You can too by just listening to Game of Drones and falling asleep.

Direct download: SWMP135.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:58pm PST

Sleep sweet listener to a supply drop at a refugee camp. How you ask? Its all in the details. Too many details like old fantasy situations and grudges as well as interruptions and lots of talking. Always with the talking, talking about feelings and facts.

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

The Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

Direct download: SWMP134.mp3
Category:Superdull -- posted at: 3:11pm PST

The best way to fall asleep is to listen to this tale of a faux-french filmmaker and his new genre of slow motion romance. Sound interesting? It won't be for long as you drift off to dreamland.

This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was popular on 8/31 at 4pm.

 

 

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP133.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:02pm PST