Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories
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Take a trip back in time when people walked malls like dinosaurs walked the earth. Snacking on pizza and orange julius'. Where robotic elves prepared for Christmas in a bed of cotton. Where you could see samurai swords. Where you could fall asleep.

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Superheroes arguing about stuff will be the sweet sounds that carry you to slumber tonight. Our heroes try to figure out how to handle their new found circumstances while not waking you up with serious action or loud noises. So climb in bed and have your prayers for help falling asleep answered by some heroes that are trying to make the best of things just like you.

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

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Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

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Trouble falling asleep? Not anymore! Listen to the sweet sounds of my neighbor Ray talking about his vacation to Walt Disney World. Tonight he visits the Disney Studios Theme Park. This "Trending Twitter Tale" is based on what was trending in 7/22/14 at about 8:06pm PDT.

Trending Tuesdays are where we make up a bedtime story based on what is trending on twitter. The Tweets

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Older episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

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Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 11:59am PDT

 

Falling asleep should not require the intervention of gods old or new. Tonight "The Laws of Gods and Men" will carry you off to slumber. Laws are boring but "Game of Drones"  is boringer. Your prayer for help getting to sleep have been answered with the only Game of Thrones Podcast made to put you to sleep.

Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here

The Links

Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music credit- "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open

Cover Art by Ken Ackerman

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 

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Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 4:19pm PDT

Who is the boss of superheroes? What happens when there is disagreement? Should a quarantine ever be violated? Will these questions be raised or answered? You'll never know if you fall asleep like you are supposed to.

Sleep to the sounds of hypnosis, progressive relaxation or a bedtime story of boring superheroes? You know your choice 'cuz you're here already.

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A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

"Will it Go Round in Circles" by Billy Preston is one of my favorite songs ever!

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Category:Superdull -- posted at: 10:41am PDT

Need to learn how to fall asleep? Take one part seance, add some Abba and mix in a bit of Napoleon and you'll have a bedtime story to sleep to. We are happy to provide another Trending Twitter Tale based on what was trending in 7/17/14 at about 8:25pm PDT.

Trending Tuesdays are where we make up a bedtime story based on what is trending on twitter.

Older episodes can be found here

The Tweets

The Links

 

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

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This will cure your insomnia like a warm slice of walnut pie as we breakdown "First of His Name" in format that will make you purr like Ser Pounce.  Game of Drones is GoT content presented in a manner so hypnotic that your eyes will close and you will float off to slumber. It is a podcast made to put you to sleep or at least take your mind off what is keeping you awake.

 

Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

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Category:Game of Drones -- posted at: 11:32am PDT

Fall asleep fast tonight to another hypnotic bedtime story to lull you to sleep. Flex and Electera try to determine who is this "Carbon Man" where he is from, what he wants and is he a treat to earth.

 

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.
They wait...

and wait...

and wait...

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

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Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman
The real Elton John!

 

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