Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories

Tonight's story is based on what was trending on Twitter on Sunday April 27th just after 5pm PDT.

Another writer pitches me on his reboot of an old children's cartoon that never made it to air. That's based on a corporate mascot. Sound boring? Just wait till you meet the mule. Prepare to be lulled to sleep.

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The Tweets

The Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.

It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

 

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

This is a WeeklyChrisNewVideo and as heartfelt and positive it is....I still kinda like it!

Direct download: SWMP076.mp3
Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 8:50am PST

Tonight a kiss so passionate it puts you to sleep. Finally we have a full on make out session. How do we make it boring? Tune in to find out...until you fall asleep.

lego electric car

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

photo credit: slackware via photopin cc

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP075.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 2:42pm PST

RW and Jiff Besos are on the run in Seattle. Where are they running and why are good questions that may or may not be answered. What I can promise is boredom, a man dressed as a woman and RW busting out movie quotes from 1996! Booya!

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Trailer for Jerry Maguire...forgot how many iconic moments were in this film.

Direct download: SWMP074.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 2:59pm PST

Tonight's story is based around what was trending on twitter on Sunday, April 19th at about 5pm PDT.

Terry Richardson is a rabbit who has always dreamed of being a mermaid. This is the story of how against all odds (and by odds I mean science and facts and common sense) she became one. Kind of.

The Tweets

 

 

The Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP073.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:08pm PST

death as lego

A fact finding mission reveals lots of feelings and a discussion about stuff. Then there's some poetry. Then a long story. But it all takes place in Hell. I think. Boring stuff to put you to sleep.

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

photo credit: photography.andreas via photopin cc
photo credit: minifig via photopin cc
Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

I didn't realize "Bill and Ted" planted this idea somewhere in my subconscious somewhere until doing the show-notes!

Direct download: SWMP072.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:56pm PST

lego lumberjack

Tonight a return to Hell with James and Hans Zimmer Gorbelli.

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

photo credit: photography.andreas via photopin cc
Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP071.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 3:17pm PST

Tonight a new story based on what is trending on twitter. Be prepared to be bored, as this was a much bigger challenge than I ever expected.

The Tweets

Virgin Money London Marathon | #London Marathon

The Masters Golf Tournament | #MastersSunday

Aaron Carpenter | #VerifyAaronCarpenter is a social media star and part of the MAGCON tour

Matthew Espinosa | #Matt1Mill is also a social media start and part of MAGCON tour

Swansea City Association Football Club | Swansea trending for match against Chelsea, which they lost

The Olivier Awards #Oliviers (I mispronounced the word Oliver)

Harrison Ford | Harrison Ford trending due to AMA on reddit

Timothy Bradley | Bradley trending due to Bradley/Pacquiao boxing match but lots of other Bradley stuff on twitter

????| JCT Still OnFire trending without a lot of tweets??? Mystery.

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP070.mp3
Category:Trending Tuesday -- posted at: 2:31pm PST

RW and Besos on island talking music. That's it. Nothing interesting could possibly happen.
lego desert island

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

photo credit: minifig via photopin cc
Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP069.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 5:03pm PST

A superlong episode packed with people, action and history. Cash, RW, Freddy, Ms. Besos, Jeffery, Mother Nature, Gorbelli and Forest Friends!

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In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

photo credit: enigmabadger via photopin cc
Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

"Costanza"

or the original

Direct download: SWMP068.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:29pm PST

Mother Nature has just finished telling a long and boring tale and everyone is trying to make sense of it. What does she want? Hopefully we'll find out tonight!


In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music


Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP067.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 12:59pm PST