Sleep With Me | Helps You Fall Asleep Via Silly Boring Bedtime Stories

lego hell

Buckle you safety belt for a guided tour of hell. Lust for life, glustony, sandwich f*ing and extreme sports will all be punished. What will happen to our heroes?

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

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Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

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photo credit: pasukaru76 via photopin cc

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP063.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 1:35pm PST

A hotel of horrors, a drive to the coast to meet a lovely lady and her lessons on temperate rain forests and orca whales and a tour with free soda. All this ends at an elevator. That goes straight to boredom town where you fall asleep.

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP062.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:27pm PST

lego agents

 

The boys are detained by shadowy agents. What could they possibly want? Are they angels or devils looking to exact punishment? Will our heroes crack under pressure? What will become of George Packer? What secrets will be revealed? Boring ones!!!!

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Links

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

photo credit: pasukaru76 via photopin cc

Direct download: SWMP061.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 12:57pm PST

Tonight the return of our series "Get Besos!". RW and James Cash are about to board a plane bound for the corporate HQ of Besos' empire. But before they leave James has second thoughts. Is he having a change of heart? Cold feet? Or is it simply fear of flying? Either way it will put you to sleep.

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!"

Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP060.mp3
Category:Get Besos -- posted at: 12:06pm PST

 Tonight a guided meditation is insipred by advice given by the late Warren Zevon to "Enjoy Every Sandwich". Take a journey from our world into the sandwich-verse and then to the bottom of the ocean.

warren-zevon

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Warren Zevon … 'He had tonnes of charisma.'

Direct download: SWMP059.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:49pm PST

fake freud

An interview with an author popularly know as "Fraud Freud". A former street busker who would interpret dreams. He is here tonight to present his new book, where he challenges all known conventions on dreams and dream theory.  Controversy can only follow. Prepare for a debate...a debate so boring it will lull you to sleep.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP058.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:49am PST

Tonight's bedtime story......Orangelux is a forest elf with a problem. The problem, according to the adult elves, is she's a willful, selfish elf who refuses to listen. Also she lacks earlobes. Will she ever learn to listen and fit in or are forest elves just jerks?

forest elf

Prepare yourself to be riveted...by riveted I mean bored to sleep.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

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Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman
Winter is also coming down here!

Direct download: SWMP057.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:10pm PST

#56 Russia vs Ukraine Gold Medal Match

This is a copy of the "lost" radio broadcast from the 2014 Winter Olympics of the gold medal match in the Women's Sleep Off. It was an event that "never took place" according to official sources. We know now that is was a major piece of foreshadowing for events about to take place in the Ukraine. The cover up for this STOPS TONIGHT here at Sleep With Me. I have had this audio sent to me by brave superfans of competitive sleeping. You will no longer have to wonder to yourself "Who won the gold medal in women's sleeping?" because we have the answer.

Prepare yourself to be riveted...by riveted I mean bored to sleep.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. 

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

photo credit: enigmabadger via photopin cc
Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP056.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:36pm PST

Be bored to sleep tonight by one final climax! YES! A final showdown with water, monsters, seasandhorse men, rebels, fairies, humans, sponges, and Cinderella, Agatha, Roland and the Fairy Godmother.

"After The Glass Slipper", the story of Cinderella, her Fairy Godmother and her Stepmother after she became a princess continues,

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

Older "After The Glass Slipper" Episodes can be found here

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP055.mp3
Category:After The Glass Slipper -- posted at: 12:32pm PST


The Stepmother heads deep into the earth and discover the ugly side of water, wetness and of the seahorse like sandhorse people.

"After The Glass Slipper", the story of Cinderella, her Fairy Godmother and her Stepmother after she became a princess continues,

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Subscribe in iTunes

Become a fan on Facebook

Older "After The Glass Slipper" Episodes can be found here

On Twitter @dearestscooter

Music

 photo credit: Jeffery Simpson via photopin cc

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Direct download: SWMP054.mp3
Category:After The Glass Slipper -- posted at: 6:30pm PST