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Tabled Birthday Dessert | Nuns in Space #7 | Sleep With Me #443

Dream of a ride on a gumdrop horse as I deal with a pesky table. (setup 14:54 - story 16:49) Mild birthday surprises are in store for everyone as I fixate on my deposit. Does Mike Birbiglia play with Mirco Machines or change on a micro level? You'll be better equipped to understand if you sleep though the answer.

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00:14:54 Set up
00:16:49 Story Starts
00:57:42 Thanks and Goodnight

 

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Direct download: SWMP443.mp3
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My meanderpowers will distract as you drift off. (setup 15:41, story 21:28) As you fall asleep I will listen to listener-supported classical radio. A village will become lost, but together they will find their way, as you find your way to sleep.

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00:15:41 Setup
00:21:28 Tale Begins
01:05:14 Thanks and Goodnight

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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP442.mp3
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The cartel that buys your troubles has a reception desk that does not seem to be working. (story 14:49) Don’t work the rooster has an idea, hire Ed. Not as Dapper as Samuel Clemens in a suit…but dull, Scooter will be a beast of boring burdens and trebuchet for your thoughts.
 
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00:14:49 Story Starts
00:31:04 Metastasnooze Run Through
00:47:30 Breaking Bad Breakdown
01:05:16 Thanks and Goodnight

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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP441.mp3
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Here in your ears, I’ll be the sound hearing your ears. (17:51 Setup, 20:39 Story Starts) With that your thoughts and worries and a crew of nuns will be launched into deep space. Tonight, daydreams will be a place of problem-solving. Also Scooter will do a public self-soothing.

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00:17:51 Setup
00:20:39 Story Starts
01:00:29 Thanks and Goodnight

 

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Direct download: SWMP440.mp3
Category:Nuns in Space -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

A virtual blanket fort constructed of sentence fragments and oxford commas will be your place of respite tonight. (setup 14:24 Ray 17:45) My well adjusted neighbor Ray Perkins returns to the show with his take on the vacation we took this summer. He will lull and dull with details of a hotel we stayed at. There will be plenty of walk talk.

 
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00:14:24 Trending Begins
00:17:45 Ray takes the mic
00:58:28 Thanks
 
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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP439.mp3
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Finally a positive doormat metaphor as you drift off. (16:17 story starts) Another childhood game is introduced, Si La Capto, with the rhyme  “If I catch you, I’ll be full”. Remember to keep the water outside you bedroom or within your dreams. The “hide and seek” critics will not like this game, they will be filled with rabia.

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00:16:17 Spanish Related Story Starts
00:32:33 Breaking Bad
00:51:53 Meta recap
01:08:12 Thanks and Goodnight
 
“Granddaughter do you have the empty cups? I spend the whole moon guarding my tanque."
Like a boat out on the plains.
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Comfort comes tonight in the form of forgetful leadership. (story at 19:44) As we deal with a pink moon, you will sleep soon. The nuns and I will have are handsful, but that nothing soda can't solve. Goodnight.
 
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Direct download: SWMP437.mp3
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Dirty Dollhouse | Trending Tuesday | Sleep With Me #436

During your flight to dreamland, I'll take a trip to the UK to deal with a dollhouse that has been binned. (starts at 17:59) Thanks to Helen Zaltzman’s keen eye, I get involved in yet another PR/NGO/Carrot related fiasco. The dirty dollhouse movement begins tonight, as you slumber.

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Pure Orin | Metastasnooze #52 | Sleep With Me #435
Throw your hat on my head and I'll put you to sleep. (starts 16:27) WARNING -Money talk in Spanish story.
 
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Throw your hat on my head and I'll put you to sleep. (starts 16:27) You won't need name insurance around here because that does not make any sense anyway. A mouthful of truisms, will be the distraction that carries you off to dreamland...gems like "a fool and his money soon part ways...I wish someone would have told me that before I went to that store on the edge of the desert." or "Call I be The Gallon Kid?""Zoring into your mouth water I will be pourin'"
 

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00:16:27 Story starts
00:32:52 Meta recap
00:49:02 Breaking Bad Breakdown
01:07:39 Thanks

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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter

Direct download: SWMP435.mp3
Category:Metastasnore -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Tube V. Sphere Showdown | Nuns in Space #4 | Sleep With Me Podcast #434

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As your face softens into sleep, spheres and tubes face off in space. (starts at 21:17) Can Scoots avoid the trouble and get back to earth? Or will he be stuck with the nuns forever? Questions that will resolve, by dissolve into a dream.

 

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00:16:07 Catch up
00:21:17 Nuns in Space
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